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Jumper: Another crappy Hayden Christensen movie.

February 18th, 2008 · 5 Comments

When I saw the trailers for this movie, I was really intruiged because I’m a bit of a sci-fi geek.  Then when I saw the reviews (avg. C- critics, B- viewers) I was kinda let down and contemplated watching it, but still ended up seeing it today.  Outcome: Lauren wanted to leave within the first 10 minutes, but she indulged me and we sat through it, mainly because I wanted to see if this movied had any redeeming qualities. 

Unfortunely, it really didn’t.  The special effects were good, but the acting was terrible and there was absolutely no chemistry in the romantic sub plot — which is strange because Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are rumored to be dating in real life.  The story was dull and unimaginative, and there was absolutely no depth to any of the characters.  Sam Jackson was fierce as usual, but played much of the same role as in other movies where he’s a sword-ish wielding bad ass (Mace Windu), just without saying muthatrucka as much, probably to keep this movie teen friendly.  And there was no development of a premise which I initially found interesting — the concept of people who could teleport, and a secret society which hunts them.  I keep saying that once teleportation is invented, it will change human kind forever, however “Jumper” will likely go completely unnoticed by society as a whole. 

I recommend you wait for this one to show up on the WB.

Tags: movies

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 kent // Feb 18, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    it was all those ads on american idol that suckered you guys in, huh?

  • 2 Costin // Feb 18, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    well, they got me with the cool sci-fi premise, and they got lauren with the sweet love story and christensen’s good looks. bastards.

  • 3 Sanam // Mar 1, 2008 at 12:39 am

    Time to update the bloggeroony!

  • 4 bla bla // Mar 20, 2008 at 1:44 am

    no post in over a month?

    this blog = dead.

  • 5 Costin // Mar 20, 2008 at 10:14 am

    you’re dead.

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